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Even the most serious affair needs a little humor. It keeps the darkest of days worth living.
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If Ever Could I Leave You
Created: 2008-09-14
Not funny but a whole lotta corny. I just watched this movie for zillionth time and this song always grabs me. It won't validate due to the UTUBE posting but it is worth it. This rendition was excellent.
Camelot's - "If Ever Could I leave you"
If ever I would leave you
It wouldn't be in summer.
Seeing you in summer I never would go.
Your hair streaked with sun-light,
Your lips red as flame,
Your face witha lustre
that puts gold to shame!
But if I'd ever leave you,
It couldn't be in autumn.
How I'd leave in autumn I never will know.
I've seen how you sparkle
When fall nips the air.
I know you in autumn
And I must be there.
And could I leave you
running merrily through the snow?
Or on a wintry evening
when you catch the fire's glow?
If ever I would leave you,
How could it be in spring-time?
Knowing how in spring I'm bewitched by you so?
Oh, no! not in spring-time!
Summer, winter or fall!
No, never could I leave you at all!
Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville
Created: 2008-05-11
Lake music at its very best! Classified as fun stuff... Sometimes you just have to say what the heck. No, it is not a joke but it is one of the greatest fun-time songs ever written. Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville...
With all due respect to my beloved Beatles, there are basically three people that represent what I think life should be like: Jimmy Buffett, Jack Johnson and Kenny Chesney. As far as I am concerned, their music embodies what I think of life...
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Hillbilly Love Poem
Created: 2008-04-28
Suzy Lee fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Suzy Gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo maw don't know,
But Joe is yo half-brother."
So Suzy forgot about her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
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Living Will
Created: 2008-04-28
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her,”I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my martini.
Useless Questions!
Created: 2008-04-28
1. Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?
2. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
3. What happens if you get scared "half to death" twice?
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