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Even the most serious affair needs a little humor. It keeps the darkest of days worth living.
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Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville
Created: 2008-05-11
Lake music at its very best! Classified as fun stuff... Sometimes you just have to say what the heck. No, it is not a joke but it is one of the greatest fun-time songs ever written. Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville...
With all due respect to my beloved Beatles, there are basically three people that represent what I think life should be like: Jimmy Buffett, Jack Johnson and Kenny Chesney. As far as I am concerned, their music embodies what I think of life...
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Hillbilly Love Poem
Created: 2008-04-28
Suzy Lee fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Suzy Gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo maw don't know,
But Joe is yo half-brother."
So Suzy forgot about her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
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Living Will
Created: 2008-04-28
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her,”I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my martini.
Useless Questions!
Created: 2008-04-28
1. Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?
2. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
3. What happens if you get scared "half to death" twice?
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Computer Problems
Created: 2008-04-28
How many of us have had this problem with computers? I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error" I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An, ID ten T error?
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